T-Talkin' 'Bout M-M-My Generation

Two weeks later and I’m still trying to puzzle out The Who’s flaccid performance at the Super Bowl.

It’s no wonder they didn’t play their first hit, My Generation, with it’s tagline, “Hope I die before I get old.” I didn’t expect them to play it… but I didn’t expect them to get seriously old, either.

“Things They Do Look Awful Cold”

The Who on stage were one of the most electric bands of the 60s, led by their two surviving members, Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey. I had the good fortune to see them numerous times, including the famous Singer Bowl New York concert that gave rise to the song Sally Simpson. (The reality was more shocking than the song suggests.) Their energy was a force of nature.

Lead singer Daltrey would stalk his area of the stage, twirling the mic by the cord, whirling it around only to grab it just in time for the next lyric. Guitarist Townshend, often dressed in a white jumpsuit, would leap high in the air, legs tucked behind him, timing his landing with the next slashing power chord. He’d windmill his right arm in huge circles, hitting the guitar strings full speed with each circle.  And they’d keep this up for a 90-minute show.

The Super Bowl performance was a regulated 12 minutes. Was that the best they could do for 12 minutes?

“This Is My Generation”

I’m about five years younger than Daltrey and Townshend, about to turn 60, in decent health other than somewhat elevated LDL (cholesterol) level. Perhaps it will all change in five years, but I don’t feel tired. I don’t see myself as old, though of course I recognize a bit of sagging skin, see the veins in my hand becoming more prominent, wince every time my daughter mocks my mildly thinning hair. But those minor changes have nothing to do with who I am.

I refuse to act my age.

I refuse, more specifically, to act the way 60-year-olds used to act. I will not slow down, I will not give up, I will not give in to the way others see aging.

And I see the same from many of my friends. We are not going gentle into that not-so-good night.

This is my generation.

“Hope I Die Before I Get Old”

There are two overt reasons The Who did not play My Generation. First, they’re famous for smashing their instruments when they close the set with this song, a reputation they’ve worked hard to shed — but that still lingers with their fans. That would have been inappropriate at the Super Bowl, misunderstood by too many people would might have seen it as somehow anti-American or anti-football or something. Second, of course, is the key lyric, “Hope I die before I get old.” Can you sing that at age 64?

To which I answer, “Depends. Are you old?”

I, for one, am not old.

Older, perhaps. Wiser, I hope. I’ve clearly been worn a bit, no longer fresh off the rack. But I’m not worn out, and I am not old.

As long as I am reasonably healthy, it is my choice as to whether to be old or not, and I choose not.

I urge everyone of my generation to choose the same. Old is an attitude, not an age. It’s how much living you do, not how many liver spots you have.

If you get the chance to play at the Super Bowl, jump around! Make some noise! Twirl the microphone, windmill the guitar, reach for the sky.

And when you sing “Hope I die before I get old,” put the emphasis not on the first clause but the second — before I get old. You can’t control the dying part, but you can have a big say in getting old. If you never get old, the line that defined my generation — and My Generation — will resonate still.

Jetsons or Flintstones

Here are two humorous views of the future-is-now.

Is the world full of amazing things?

Or did it come up short? Check out David Wilcox’s Modern World:

This ain’t the modern world that I remember
The one they promised all us boys and girls
This ain’t the vision that the artist rendered
What happened to my modern world?

My leisure time was gonna be bitchin
On my holographic TV phone
We’d be cooking in a One Button kitchen
In our aluminum dymaxion home

They’re both pretty funny, but think about which fits you better. Optimistic? Or pessimistic?

As a leader, optimism works a lot better than pessimism. People who complain about their situation in an office gain fellow sympathizers… but not followers. It’s okay to find the flaws, as long as you take the lead on fixing them rather than complaining about them.

It’s a subtle mind-shift that can spell the difference between advancement in tough times and hanging back with the pack. If you want people to believe in you, you need to believe in something yourself, and then make it happen.

Leadership consists of helping your team reach places they didn’t yet realize they needed to go.

Not Invented Here

It must be written, in the Great Book of Software Design Principles:

  • Thou shalt never leverage the usability/design principles discovered by thy rivals.

I’ve never actually seen the book, mind you. But I know it’s there. Why else would so many software designers follow the same rules so slavishly?

This rule is sometimes called NIH, “not invented here.” Developers — recall that I’m an emeritus member of that community — believe in two variants of this commandment:

  • If thou in thy mind shall see a unique design that seemeth “better,” thou must then go forth and implement it, no matter what thy users and customers desireth.
  • If thou shalt pass by a design of thy rival and not notice thy rival’s principles, then thou mayest not only ignore those principle but thou mayest claim that those principles, like grapes, are truly sour and an abomination.

Sometimes it works out for you. Most of the time it doesn’t.

Let me offer some examples:

  1. The Book of Jobs sayeth, Apple did bring forth a mouse with a single button. Microsoft saw that it was good, but then saw that yea, a mouse that hath two buttons was better. I start with this one because it’s a great introduction to the debate, with good value on both sides. Apple chose to make the core action — clicking — simpler while making the secondary action — right clicking, which requires both hands on the Mac — more difficult. Microsoft chose to make more power available to users in exchange for a slight increase in complexity of learning. My personal vote is for the Microsoft method, but both are valid and have sane points in their favor. (Caveat: I was one of the first Mac developers in 1983 — the beta of the Mac — and 1984 and developed a general dislike for Apple for its treatment of developers during that period, so I am likely not objective here.)
  2. The Scroll of Beraysheet sayeth, Microsoft didst discover that, traversing word to word, paragraph endings and punctuation were as equal to the starts of thy words; Mozilla claimeth thus that a word is but a word and that the cursor shalt pause upon solely the start of new true words. When you advance the cursor by word in MS-Word or the Internet Explorer/Windows edit tool (Ctrl+left or right arrow) and come to the end of a paragraph, the cursor treats it as a stopping point. Likewise, when you come to punctuation, the cursor stops. This is seriously elegant, because it recognizes that these are common editing points. When I move word-right from the last word in this paragraph as I edit this post in Mozilla Firefox, the cursor will not stop on the period, or the break between paragraphs. There is a technical word for this behavior. That word is “stupid.” (“Beraysheet” is the sound of the first word of the Bible in the original Hebrew, rendered in English as “In the beginning.”)
  3. The Tale of Goog and MicGoog revealeth that Goog didst find value in a clean and simple search page, while MSFT didst clutter it unto infinity. And yea, Goog smote MSFT in the search wars. Picture the MSN start page, if you dare. ‘Nuff said.
  4. The Book of Numbers and Letters sayeth that in spreadsheets shalt thou count the rows with numbers and the columns with letters; I am Kapor. Microsoft failed to obey this commandment in MultiPlan, the predecessor to Excel, using numbers for both, yielding the abomination R2C2 (row 2, column 2) for what any real spreadsheet would call cell B2. R2C2 wasn’t nearly as cute as R2D2, and eventually Microsoft got with the program and relabeled things Lotus-123-style. (Mitch Kapor used to run Lotus, makers of 123. Sorry, getting a bit obscure here halfway through my second glass of wine as I write this at night — though I assure you it’s sacramental wine. And the threat of a lawsuit might have had something to do with Microsoft’s choice; I was at Microsoft seemingly unto forever, but this battle truly was before my time.)
  5. The Dread IE Scrolls claimeth that the righteous mayest move from browser tab to tab by commanding Ctrl+Tab, and that yea and verily thou shalt be able to alternate between two tabs by pressing Ctrl+Tab again. Mozilla and Chrome sayeth, Not so much. Actually, Mozilla Firefox sayeth, Heck No! Chrome sayeth, Ctrl+Tab shalt rotate through the tabs — a noble analog to the Windows Alt+Tab paradigm, except that they got the paradigm wrong! In Windows, if you hold Alt and press Tab a few times, you indeed cycle through your windows. However, if you press Alt+Tab, release it, and then Alt+Tab again, you alternate between your two most recent windows, an outstandingly useful model. IE implements the same thing with Ctrl+Tab. Chrome is out to lunch… and Firefox didn’t even realize the lunch bell had rung. Helllloooo! I’m sure someone thinks there is a rationale for this behavior, but like the Mozilla word-to-word issue, it’s dumb, to be blunt. Microsoft got this one right; copy it!

I could go on, but I hope you get the idea by now… and I’m running out of Biblical puns. (I almost cited #4 as stemming from the book of Corinthians, but figured that was way too obscure. A “Corinthian” is also a type of column. You know, like spreadsheets have columns. I think I’ll stop now. Jokes shouldn’t have to be explained.)

The first rule of software design is that if someone has a good user-interface idea, borrow it. A couple of 1980s court cases said it’s basically okay to do that (IANAL, of course), so get used to the idea that different isn’t better. Get over it. And get it right. Your users are counting on you… or cursing you.

Happy Birthday, Abe

Today is Abraham Lincoln’s real birthday.

None of the Presidents Day retail-holiday stuff for me. I celebrate Abe specifically, and recall when all students learned of his birthday. Of course, we spent more time in, say, fourth grade cutting out dumb silhouettes of the man than learning what he did and what he stood for, but eventually I learned to read history on my own.

Abe was one of the good guys. Presidents Day seems to imply that folks like James Buchanan and Millard Fillmore, along with some more recent fellows, stand equal to Abe and George (and Tom and a few others), simply because they got elected. Or were in the right place when their predecessor gave up either the office or the ghost. Or prevailed in a tribunal or whatever you want to call the Hayes/Tilden brouhaha.

Here’s to you, Abe. Happy Birthday.

(That said, as long as President’s Day is offered free, I’ll invoke the tragedy of the commons by taking up the offer despite what I’ve said here. In other words, no post Monday.)

To AdBlock or Not to AdBlock

If there’s nothing certain, as Ol’ Ben put it, but death and taxes, Hamlet wrestled with only part of the question in his most famous soliloquy:

To be, or not to be…. For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come!

(This passage must set the record for titles derived from a single chunk of text. Off the top of my head: What Dreams May Come, with Robin Williams. The Undiscovered Country, Star Trek. To Be or Not to Be, starring Jack Benny. Perchance to Dream, a book by the late Robert B. Parker. And I’ll bet there are at least a few more.)

Anyway, so Hamlet spoke on death. He covers taxes, too:

This heavy-headed revel, east and west, makes us traduced and taxed.

But it was another tax I’ve been thinking of lately, the tax to browse content on the Internet.

Advertising.

I have no problem with advertising per se. It’s a trade I’ve been willing to accept: Pay for my content by positioning ads where I can see them. Up to now, I’ve been content with that trade.

However, in the past few months, advertisers have, I believe, failed to uphold the implicit bargain as we struck it some years ago:

  1. There are an increasing number of interstitial ads, ads I must wait out or dismiss before seeing the content I clicked on. I don’t like it, but I understand it.
  2. The on-page ads have begun increasingly to use Flash, suck up bandwidth, and delay access to and responsiveness of the page I sought.

The latter has caused me to reach a breaking point — minor as it may be — and do something I vowed a year ago I wouldn’t do.

I installed Firefox so that I could use AdBlock Plus.

I pay Comcast for significant bandwidth already. That’s okay, because that’s a fair exchange; if I don’t like their rates, I can go back to Qwest, for example. But I’m tired of advertisers raising the cost of my clicking on content without offering an alternative.

So I have installed my own alternative.

I don’t like Firefox, frankly. It’s clunky compared to both Chrome and IE, though faster than the latter. (Why the heck can’t Mozilla make Ctrl+Tab work? Is it because it’s a Microsoft idea and Not Invented Here? Please!) But AdBlock Plus seems designed for Firefox, and so I’ll trade the inconvenience of Firefox for the convenience of seeing a page before my kids graduate college.

I hate doing this. I feel like I’m breaking a bargain… but I’m not the one who broke the bargain first. If we go back to a world where advertising is lightweight, or if I have alternatives to pay for ad-free content, that’s a different deal. But to the advertisers of the world, I say: Give Me Back My Bandwidth and Responsiveness.

And so, at least for now, advertising is no longer “the undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveler returns.”

Whew. I’m glad I got that off my chest. Now back to our regular scheduled programming.

Slipping Through Their Hands: Ten Microsoft Missed Opportunities

Recently I wrote about ten things Microsoft doesn’t get enough credit for. Today I want to point out ten opportunities that they missed, things I was there for. I’m avoiding anything that is not public knowledge, of course.

I’m not suggesting they should have jumped on all of these; it might not have been an economically sound decision to do so. However, I think it’s instructive, when folks examine that giant of a company, to think about why even a good company can’t see — or do — everything.

  1. Cloud-based Office apps such as Google Docs. As I noted in a post last year, Microsoft invented this in early 1999. I was part of that, but we couldn’t figure out any way that the Office team would be interested or see it as other than a distraction. In retrospect, I still don’t, and it’s an area they can still take the lead in if they really decide the time has come… but still, Microsoft thought of it first.
  2. BizTalk Server a decade ago was the best product no one had heard of. It was the Rosetta Stone for disparate data systems. Microsoft could have gotten into a whole lot of data centers translating between, say, IBM and Oracle, which would have positioned them for other sales. BizTalk was actually a pretty cool and descriptive name, but it didn’t fit with any of the other naming conventions. (On the other hand, BizTalk Orchestration — a/k/a workflow — wasn’t quite as succinct.) Eventually, those other products got sufficiently better to obviate the need for a separate product such as BizTalk, but there was a big window for Microsoft to improve their penetration into big data centers.
  3. Flash. I don’t know why the leaders of the Windows team didn’t see Flash as a threat ten years ago.
  4. The iPod. Microsoft had all the pieces in place a year before the iPod came out, but couldn’t figure out whether it wanted to sell hardware or try to get vendors to improve the quality and usability of their MP3 products. That said, I never heard even a whisper of something like the iTunes store, which was a big key to Apple’s success.
  5. The iPad. People I respect at Microsoft keep telling me that no one wants a phone large enough to also do computer-type work on. As I say, I respect them, many of whom are in the Mobile business, but I respectfully disagree with them. (So does Steve Jobs, apparently.) Context is all. I believe the desire for a single connected device outweighs the size issue. Look at netbooks. If you’re already carrying a laptop, why carry a phone too? Microsoft had the core idea a dozen years ago and a VP assigned to drive it (see the note on Dick Brass below).
  6. Firefox – a/k/a continued progress with Internet Explorer. Now this one gets very confused in the practical world by the pressure from the US Department of Justice and the European Union, but Microsoft pretty much put aside advancement of Internet Explorer once they had the majority market share — something they certainly didn’t do with Office or Project or Windows, for example. They had a great team working on IE4 and IE5 and then let it get away from them. I’m not sure this was a bad decision, by the way, since IE wasn’t bringing in revenue or advancing other corporate objectives at that point. Still, when Steve Ballmer chants “Developers, Developers, Developers,” a lot of those developers were turned off by Microsoft letting IE slide.
  7. Windows Mobile. Was it a consumer O/S? No. Was it a competitor to BlackBerry? No, at least not for many versions. It was never clear to me what it was supposed to be, but it missed both of those core markets. And early versions simply weren’t up to snuff as a phone. Also, they never promoted an Apps Store — except internally, on a site many employees loved. That site, by the way, was named better than many external products: WMStuff (Windows Mobile was always WM internally).
  8. The sense of mission. Google made big waves with Don’t Be Evil. Microsoft had a similar sense of mission, especially back when Bill Gates was CEO. It’s to Bill’s credit that he never used PR from his foundation’s work to directly bolster Microsoft. The company felt in the 90s like we were on a mission to make the world a better place through technology, and somehow we never communicated that. I also think this sense of mission has diminished this century, as I noted in a previous post.
  9. The IE “Wonderful World” ad. This was, I believe, the second-best industry ad (after Apple’s “1984“) until the I’m-a-Mac/I’m-a-PC ads — and amazingly I cannot locate a single copy of it on line. It ran, as I recall, in late 1994 or early 1995. Microsoft advertising had a chance to take a terrific new direction… but slowly reverted back to the old way. Of course, I can’t argue that Microsoft hasn’t been successful with the old way, despite the inroads Apple has made in a few areas. Still, more of these ads might have changed public perception of Microsoft significantly and for the better. And with better ads, maybe sleeker packaging would have followed.
  10. People. Microsoft has allowed some amazing people to get away because it couldn’t figure out how to use them effectively or give them appropriate challenges. Of course, Microsoft isn’t alone in this; many companies have the same problem. But for a company that believed people were its most important asset, those losses represent missed opportunities.

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Finally, I have to note Dick Brass’s much-talked-about piece in the NYTimes last week [free registration required].

First, this post and the two preceding posts about Microsoft were largely written before I read Dick’s OpEd; that said, I do think his observations are accurate at least in respect to the areas I was most aware of. I recommend you read the article itself rather than the various “takes” on it that have been floating about the Internet; it’s reasoned and specific, unlike most of what’s been said about it.

Second, my impression of Dick is that he’s very thoughtful and easy to work with; if he hit organizational barriers, it isn’t because he blundered into them with a bad attitude. I had a number of interesting conversations with him over the years, including one that I’ve written about in the past, where he showed me a wooden mockup of “the future of reading.” See my tenth bullet above; Dick Brass was certainly one of those folks.

Finally, what really matters will be Microsoft’s response to Dick’s challenge to be a better organization. Microsoft, like most companies, tends to get a bit defensive and insular when prodded from the outside, such as their awkward response to the iLoo, a supposed Internet-equipped portable toilet. Whatever face they show to the world here, it may or may not parallel the discussion now assuredly going on furiously within the Microsoft ranks. I hope Microsoft will respond positively internally, figuring out how their teams can be more supportive of each other. There are so many really good people there with so many good ideas, some of which — though we don’t know yet which ones — will change the industry and change the worlde.

    Ten Things Microsoft Doesn't Get Enough Credit For, Part 2

    Yesterday I went through part 1 of a list of ten things I think Microsoft has done right. Some of these are major, industry- or world-changing items. Others are smaller but overlooked contributions that deserve to be recognized. All of it is my opinion; there’s no scientific method in play.

    Yesterday’s list included

    1. Driving down the cost of computer systems.
    2. Standardization.
    3. Universal plug-and-play.
    4. The feature-rich stability of the Office suite.
    5. It’s mission to change the world through technology.

    See yesterday’s post for the details.

    Here are the rest of the items on my list.

    6. Inventing the idea of mass-market paid software.

    Famously, the idea that people should pay for software effectively started with a letter Bill Gates wrote to the Homebrew Computing Club in 1976. (Click that link for the backstory, or this one to read the letter.)

    It set off a bit of an uproar, to say the least. Still, it set the idea that software took work, and that intellectual property was real work that should be paid for.

    Of course, there are those who agree not to seek monetary compensation from users, the core Linux team being the most prominent example. And there were those who promulgated the try-it-and-pay-if-you-like-it ShareWare model; I was proud to be associated with a couple of the ShareWare pioneers. But Bill’s point was that the choice should be up to the creators, not the users.

    I pay for the music I listen to. I pay for the software I use. (I also have a certain amount of free music and software where the creators have chosen to make it available without charge.)

    Micro-soft added an immense amount to the conversation when Bill said, it’s not cool to steal stuff. Micro-soft of course also gained serious revenue… though they lost the hyphen in their name.

    More importantly, the idea of pay-for-software jumpstarted the software industry.

    7. DHTML, the foundation of today’s web apps.

    Dynamic HTML, or DHTML, is what allows today’s rich browser apps, from Google Docs to the annoying WordPress editor in which I’m writing this post to Google and Bing maps and Bing’s image search.

    Web pages used to be static. Filling in a form was pretty much the highlight of the page. But in the late 1990s, Microsoft and Netscape were engaged in a war over who could build the more useful browser. Both had the concept of a more flexible system, but it was Microsoft’s version that won out. People who worked on the team tell me it was technically better, though the Department of Justice thought there were other reasons IE beat Netscape. Whatever the story, DHTML became the standard that enables today’s terrific and interactive “cloud” apps.

    8. Responses to 9/11, Katrina, and Bosnian refugees.

    Lots of companies helped out in these crises, and few of them, Microsoft included, tried to earn publicity points for their work. That’s to the credit of all of them.

    They should all be recognized. But since I’m talking about and most familiar with Microsoft’s responses here, I want to recognize Microsoft for their work.

    For the record, they helped businesses get back on line quickly after 9/11, they built a system to track and reunite the scattered refugees of Katrina (no, not the New Orleans Saints, the real refugees), and they created a vast database and in-the-field to identify and reunite families fleeing Bosnia, few of whom carried ID or even escaped together. All of these were employees-on-their-own we-need-to-do-this initiatives, not corporate suggestions.

    9. Trying to help presenters improve.

    Few realize the contributions made by designers Nancy Duarte and Julie Terberg to improving the actual presentations people build using PowerPoint.

    PowerPoint is a wonderful tool, but it also makes it easy for lazy presenters to develop really, really bad slides. Duarte and Terberg have created templates that can help — and I hope their work will stimulate presenters to get off their duff and scrap the bullet points. If you are a presenter, please, please click on those links, read them, and then track down the PPT work they point to. (I also salute Garr Reynolds and Cliff Atkinson for their work, but it wasn’t done within Microsoft and thus doesn’t fit this post.)

    I don’t think it’s PowerPoint’s fault for all the horrid presentations we sit through… though I do wish PowerPoint didn’t make bullet points the default slide after the title page. Duarte and Terberg have created templates that can really help even bad presenters give bearable presentations — just don’t muck them up with bullet points! (In other words, if you want slide notes so you’ll remember what you intended to say, write them on 3×5 note cards rather than on the screen.)

    10. Encouraging employee charitable donations.

    Microsoft matches dollar for dollar up to $12,000/year (in the US; varies in other countries, I think) in employee charitable donations. Nowadays, most high-tech companies do this, but Microsoft was a leader in the 80s and 90s. They also match the hours employees donate with money, where I think they were the first big company to do this.

    Each year, Microsoft has one of the largest percentages of employees — maybe the largest — who donate and ask Microsoft to match. That’s not visible in a big way outside Microsoft, except to the foundation community, because Microsoft doesn’t publicize it to the general public.

    But those contributions make a huge difference in the lives of others. Most Microsoft employees understand this, and recognize that they’re in a somewhat privileged position — especially in this economy.

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    Later this week, the opposite side of this post: ten opportunities Microsoft had in its hands… and dropped.

    Ten Things Microsoft Doesn't Get Enough Credit For

    I left Microsoft just over a year ago. Looking back, three things in particular strike me.

    • There are good substitutes for much of the Microsoft software I use. Other Microsoft products, however, I find indispensable. I wrote about this in a series of posts a few months ago.
    • Microsoft has missed opportunities that were right in their hands, which I’ll discuss in a future post.
    • Microsoft does or has done a lot of things right that they get little credit for.

    The last item is the subject of this post and tomorrow’s post. As background, I was there 17 years and rose to a fairly senior leadership position. I managed groups/departments in IT, in product groups, in Legal operations, and in Services (Consulting and Support).

    Here are ten things that Microsoft has done right. Some of these are major, industry- or world-changing items. Others are smaller but overlooked contributions that deserve to be recognized. All of it is my opinion; there’s no scientific method in play.

    I’ve divided the list into two separate posts because of length.

    1. Driving down the cost of computer systems.

    In 1986, I bought a new computer, a “386″ so-called desktop that would fit only under my desk. I added a 5 MB (that’s megabyte!) external hard drive, external 1200-baud modem (think slowwwwww!), and a monochrome monitor. It cost me around $3000, which is about $6K in today’s dollars — and I was able to get that price by buying mail-order from a small system builder in the midwest. It would have cost me $4K locally.

    Contrast that to my current laptop, bought a year ago for $400, with 2GB memory, a 16GB hard drive, DVD burner built-in. Add $159 for the big HP external monitor I sometimes use with it, plus a few bucks for an external mouse and keyboard, and I have a system incomprehensibly more powerful for less than one-tenth the cost in constant dollars.

    20 years ago, every manufacturer was trying to do something different, something to stand out. In addition, there was little computer penetration into mainstream markets, so there was no commodity price pressure to drive costs down.

    Windows 3.0 changed everything.

    I’ve written before about that day at PC-Expo where every hardware manufacturer wanted something colorful on their monitors and wound up running Windows Solitaire. (I don’t recall if Apple had a booth, but they clearly would have been the one computer equipment maker not running Windows!) From that muggy June day forward, commoditization became the name of the game.

    And with commoditization came standardization (see the next two items) and huge downward price pressure.

    Would we have $400 laptops without Microsoft? Perhaps… but I don’t see Apple making $400 laptops.

    History isn’t about what might have happened, but what did happen. And what did happen was that Microsoft made computing power available to a billion people by forcing standardization. Sure, they made a ton of money doing so, but the value returned to the overall US and world economy is stupendous compared to their take for doing so.

    2. Standardization.

    I moved to Seattle in 1988 to become Development Manager of Quicksoft, which made the then-#3 word processor PC-Write. The woman in the next office spent virtually all her time writing printer drivers, so that we could print something other than plain text on them. We had an entire room filled with printers, including one monster from IBM it took two strong people to lift. Every one of those printers required a separate driver, with different methods for printing bold text, justifying (right-aligning) margins, and so on.

    We must have had 100 different printer drivers, all of which had to be maintained and tested.

    And every time a new printer came on the market, the woman next door had to scramble to get a new driver together and make it available to customers.

    No more. Now printing in Windows is trivial. You make it work once, and you know that it will print properly no matter what kind of printer the customer has. It’s not just printers, either. Mice and keyboards. Monitors. External drives. Internal hard drives. Standardization is why the PC ecosystem is so rich with choices. I’ve got a Dell desktop with an HP big monitor plus a no-name 17″ monitor, a Microsoft keyboard, a Logitech mouse, a Maxtor external Firewire drive, a who-knows-what DVD writer, an external USB 2.0 portable drive, M-Audio speakers, and so on. Everything just worked when I plugged it in (see below). We take it for granted today, but 20 years ago, it was a dream.

    There’s one part of this item Microsoft can’t take credit for. I married the woman in the next office!

    3. Universal Plug and Play.

    Universal Plug and Play, UPnP or just PnP these days, is the feature that allows you to take pretty much any piece of computer hardware made in the past six years, plug it into your computer, and have the computer recognize it and start using it.

    Microsoft was the driving force between what has now become an industry standard, used by Apple, Linux, and other systems as well as Windows.

    Sure, those of us there at the beginning remember when it was derided as Plug and Pray. There’s no doubt it didn’t work all that well at first. There were just too many systems that didn’t implement the protocols of UPnP, or got them slightly wrong. But persistence won out, and persistence has always been one of Microsoft’s strengths (and occasional weakness, with Office touting Mr. Clippy long past his sell-by date).

    In the last week, I’ve plugged the following for the first time into my laptop, and everything has just worked: Three different flash drives to exchange information; two different travel mice; two cameras; a remote device for advancing PowerPoint slides. Nowadays, we’re surprised and put out when UPnP doesn’t work.

    4. The feature-rich stability of the Office suite.

    I wrote a 364-page book, with over 150 embedded graphics, in Word without a single crash or corruption of data. For grins, I tried to load it in Open Office and Google Docs. Both were able to read it, but neither could handle the complexity properly.

    The core apps of the Office Suite — Word, PowerPoint, and Excel — are robust, powerful, feature-rich, and stable. Microsoft simply doesn’t get enough credit here.

    Now not everyone needs every feature of these apps… though I daresay I’ve used pretty much every feature in Word and PowerPoint in the past year, including the ray-tracing (object “lighting effects”) in PowerPoint and Word’s regrettably overlooked Document Map.

    But back when I was sitting in on meetings with Legal-world CIOs (in 2004-ish) talking about what features they wanted in what became Word 2007, I was struck by how often the following exchange took place:

    CIO #1: Feature X takes up space. No one ever uses it.

    CIO #2: Wait a minute. We use it all the time.

    Few people use every feature, but every feature has a core group of users who rely on it. Your “too complicated” is someone else’s “I need that.”

    The amazing thing to me is not just the vast feature universe but the stability of Word, Excel, and PowerPoint no matter what people try to do to it. They’re not completely bulletproof, but unless you go out of your way to create a malformed document, it’s pretty hard for most people to feed them anything that upsets their stomachs.

    And if you need one of those three apps to do something, chances are it can do it.

    Observant readers will note that I have omitted one app that’s often part of the Office Suite: Outlook. I didn’t claim the suite was perfect….

    5. Microsoft’s mission through the late 1990s.

    Microsoft had a long-time mission to change the world through technology. Indeed, was there ever a mission statement with the clarity of “A computer on every desk and every office, running Microsoft software”?

    That wasn’t a sales mission, either, though it certainly served that purpose. There were tens of thousands of people at Microsoft who saw that as a change-the-world mission, to bring affordable, feature-rich computing to everyone around the world — while making money, of course. They didn’t fully succeed, especially in third-world rural communities, but they tried hard and made incredible inroads. In the first and most of the second world, we now take computers for granted as an affordable and omnipresent if occasionally frustrating appliance.

    I do feel that about eight to ten years ago, the mission changed. I’m not talking about the mission statement, though that changed to. In some ways, the mission statement was even more pointed toward the common good — “helping people and businesses throughout the world reach their full potential.” (I’ve quoted both of these from memory, so they may be off by a word or two — but it’s a reminder of how clear they were to employees.) But while the mission statement was good, I don’t think the focus remained the same. People at Microsoft — and this was an ongoing internal conversation — debated the causes, which I don’t want to take up here, but I know I was not alone in feeling that change.

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    Tomorrow, the other five reasons.

    The iPad Doesn’t Multitask — Should I Care?

    One of the repeated knocks against the iPad has been the lack of multitasking. You can run only one app at a time.

    There are lots of good reasons to knock the iPad, starting with the no-women-in-the-Apple-hierarchy name. Is single-tasking one of them?

    Multitasking is a computer’s ability to run multiple apps at the same time. In Windows or the Mac, you might be running a browser while working in Word, with EMail in the background too. On a SmartPhone, the most obvious manifestation is background checking for new mail while playing solitaire or making a call.

    In addition, under the covers, the operating system — you know, the thing Google thinks we don’t need — is managing printers, the mouse on your computer or finger touches on a phone, and a bunch of other stuff that’s both seriously complex and not something most users need to think about anymore.

    The reality is that many — I’d venture most — computer users don’t need overt multitasking. Indeed, it keeps many users from using a computer in the first place, because it’s “too complicated.” For those of us in an office or work environment, we can’t imagine living without it, but that’s not the iPad’s or even iPhone’s core market.

    The iPad and iPhone keep it simple. Very simple. And for most potential purchasers, that’s a plus.

    The Kindle is a single-purpose, single-tasking device. So is your toaster, home phone, microwave, and heating system. I don’t have a kitchen appliance that is a refrigerator one moment and an oven the next. Perhaps the closest item in a kitchen to a multitasker is a stove/oven that has a separate kitchen timer — and I can tell you, having an older version of such a beast at our island place north of here, neither my wife nor I, long-term technologists both, can operate it properly 100% of the time. (At least the one in our Seattle kitchen has totally separate buttons for the timer.)

    I think Apple recognizes that the sweet spot in their market isn’t on-the-go-go-go technology mavens but ordinary people. Sure, lots of people with a technology bent are buying the iPhone because of its elegance or coolth or even the it’s-not-Microsoft-ness, but Apple would have Windows Mobile-like market penetration if it chased that audience as a primary target.

    I’m not saying Apple won’t at some point develop multitasking for the iPhone and iPad. Rumors suggest that the operating system update expected later this year will include it, though rumors in AppleVille are just that, not the leaks that often dribble out of Redmond.

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    The reality of multitasking is that it doesn’t really exist. It’s an illusion, whether the purported multitasker is a computer… or a human being.

    We do a combination of background processing and context switching. In humans, there are three levels: the autonomic nervous system, which keeps us breathing and our blood circulating; a series of low-attention processes, such as walking or casual driving, where we don’t pay conscious attention to the mechanics of consciously learned actions unless something surprising or difficult comes up; and our foreground processing. (There’s also a bunch of subconscious thinking and so on, but this isn’t intended to be a piece on human neurology, where I am certainly no expert.)

    As I’ve written before, we can normally foreground-process only one thing at a time. If we’re texting, we’re not actually listening. If we’re glancing at EMail, we’re losing focus on our main task.

    In addition, context switching among these tasks is very costly. If you think you’re spending half your time on X and half your time on Y while switching between them more than every 20-40 minutes, you’re wrong. You’re spending perhaps a third of your time on X, a third on Y, and a third rebuilding your mental pictures after each switch.

    We function best when we can give undivided foreground attention to a single task. Is that a tiger in the bushes? Stop whatever else you’re doing until you figure it out. Those who tried to keep up their conversational grunts — prehistoric texting — got eaten before their genes made a splash in the pool.

    Reading is engrossing. I don’t need EMail on the iPad while I’m reading; in fact, it would likely lessen the reading experience, and thus indirectly make me think less of the device itself.

    In other words, I don’t think multitasking is particularly necessary on the iPad, and I doubt few other than the pundits would miss it if Apple never introduced it.

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    By the way, I don’t attempt to multitask myself. I didn’t look at EMail, another website, or the proposal I’m also working on after I began this 800-word post, although I did do some research before I began. I do not allow my EMail app to pop up notices that I have new mail, tweets, or whatever else might be happening in the recesses of my computer.

    Multitasking is inefficient.

    Maybe it’s just that Apple is convinced they know what’s best for us. That’s sort of been their attitude anyway, and they often have it mostly right.

    Demo Bombs – One Last Word on Software Demos

    I’m demoed out.

    I just came back from a three-day conference and trade show on legal technology, called, appropriately enough, LegalTech. I saw awful demo after awful demo, along with a few decent ones.

    (For the record, in this post I’m excluding a number of demos that were one-on-one by people who knew me. That’s an entirely different matter, with different rules.)

    The Single Worst Demo of LegalTech

    I won’t name the vendor; I actually like many of their products. However, they hyped their newest product by urging people to gather — standing — in a private room and watch a ten-minute presentation projected on a long wall, with some interaction with live actors and musicians. After ten minutes, I had no better idea of what the product was, who it was for, or why it was better than either their previous version or their competitors’ products.

    I’m not sure it qualifies as a demo. However, they had folks all over the show floor and hallways urging people to see the “demo,” so I’ll take their word for it. I talked to a few other folks in the room with me at one particular showing, and they largely expected a demo too.

    If I had to speculate, I’d guess some marketing guru read The Presentation Secrets of Steve Jobs and missed the point: it’s not about presentations, it’s about presenters! There was no presenter here; it was an unfortunately empty son et lumière show.

    I eventually did get to see the product itself, and it wasn’t bad but wasn’t revolutionary either. There was a great value case to be made around the new version, but they spent a lot of money to not make it. (On the other hand, they did keep name recognition high, and the folks who use their product will figure out the value of the new version quickly enough.)

    Percentage of Booths Where I Couldn’t Tell What Problem They Were Solving

    At least 25%. If you eliminate the three largest classes of software in this market — matter management, document management, and electronic discovery services, where every attendee knows the problems they purport to solve — this percentage was at least 50%.

    Half the vendors who needed to tell attendees what they did failed to do so. That would have astonished me if it weren’t so much the case at most other shows too.

    If you cannot describe the problem you solve in a single headline and/or graphic image, it’s probably a marketing failure… but it could also indicate that you don’t understand the problem, that you’ve built a solution in search of a problem.

    Biggest Missed Opportunity

    I say this about any trade show at which printer vendors exhibit. Offer to print out my boarding pass! No one wants to stand in yet another line at the airport, and at many hotels it’s hard to get something printed or attendees are too busy at night to hassle with it.

    Print my boarding pass, and frame it on a page touting the value of your printer. You know darn well that attendees will toss most of the literature before they board the plane, and most of us are smart enough to avoid picking the stuff up in the first place if we’re not really interested. But you can’t throw away your boarding pass until the plane takes off, and you have to have it out multiple times to look at it.

    This is a short-term opportunity, probably, since within a few years most airlines will make it possible to flash your cell phone at a reader to confirm your boarding assignment. But for now, it’s the best way to get me to your booth! No one goes to a show like LegalTech looking for printers; here’s a super-cheap way to (a) get people to your booth and (b) show off the product.

    Number of Demos in Which I Could Clearly Hear the Demoer

    Zero for those in the high-traffic areas of the show.

    If you’re in a backwater, people can hear you because there isn’t much traffic, but the goal is both traffic and attention. If you’ve paid your dues and your cash — it takes both — to get a good location, either hire demoers who can project properly — acting training might help — or get some speakers and microphones to subtly enhance your voice.

    Granted, my ears aren’t the best… but that’s a common ailment as we get older. And age has a rough equivalence with purchasing power and influence.

    I watched others to see if they were hearing more clearly. By the strained looks on their faces, even those with good ears were struggling.

    Even if you’re doing a one-on-one demo, speak loudly enough so that others walking by can hear you and perhaps get caught up in what you’re doing. Customers are where you make them. Serendipity matters.

    Percentage of Demos That Began With a Problem Statement/Context

    Maybe 10%.

    More than half the demos I saw were afflicted with severe feature-itis. Benefits beat features (even for techies), and problem-solving beats benefits. Identify the problem and its context immediately and astonish us with how perfectly you’ve solved it. By the way, that’s the real message in The Presentation Secrets of Steve Jobs. Jobs always presents a clear context for his product introductions, even if he doesn’t make it obvious that this is what he’s doing. It’s a useful book; I wish more demoers — and conference speakers — would read it.

    Two Nice Demos That Would Have Been Enhanced by More Context

    I absolutely loved the way that Lexis/Nexis, a legal search-and-more tool, is integrated into Microsoft Outlook and Word. I spent years cajoling vendors into doing that, with limited success in the early aughts or whatever you call the first decade of this century. There was plenty of evidence that users wanted to do their work within Outlook and Word, their normal haunts, and that such integration was a huge factor in adoption. Unfortunately, although Word integration was easy, Outlook integration was — and remains — extremely difficult. Lexis/Nexis has figured it out… or, more accurately, convinced Microsoft to help them do it in partnership.

    They did a separate-suite demo for perhaps a dozen people at a time, with a bright and shiny marketing VP doing a 20 minute spiel-and-demo. (Someone else was running the mouse, which is a good idea in these kinds of demos.) She touted the tight integration, showed all the cool stuff you could do, and truly wowed most of the folks I was sitting with. Unfortunately, she never stated the problem she was solving. She was reasonably good about touting benefits rather than features, though it’s hard not to get a bit down-in-the-weeds when you’re talking about one thing for 20 minutes.

    But she never stated the user/business problem.

    Now if you were there, you know that the problem became obvious a couple of minutes into the demo. I watched the penny drop for most of the attendees about five minutes in, as they finally “got” what was going on and realized the difference it could make in their effectiveness. However, this demo would have gone from good to great if the VP had simply noted some context in the first minute or so. She could have shown all the back-and-forth in the previous version, she could have shown a competitor’s back-and-forth if she quite properly didn’t want to denigrate her current product, or she could even have posed a thought experiment — “Think about how much you go back and forth between screens to day, cutting and pasting, looking stuff up, and so on. You get your work done, but wouldn’t it be magical if you could do it all in one place? What about if that one place were your place, the place you do the bulk of your work — not in some other software, but right inside Outlook and Word?” She gave us the last sentence, but never set it up with the previous two — and thus had an unnecessary number of blank looks for the first few minutes.

    There was also a vendor buried in perhaps the worst spot in the entire sprawling trade-show floor with what looks like a very nice product, called iCyte.

    How often do you want to find something you noted before on some website? Did you bookmark it? Can you find it in your rat’s nest of bookmarks? Do your bookmarks really work for you? What if it was just a few words halfway down one of those pages, maybe not even directly related to the site’s putative content? (For example, if you want to find out more about iCyte in a month and can’t remember the name, would you think to look here, in a post about demos?)

    Okay, I just gave you the context. Maybe it was because I saw the demo near the end of the three-day show and everybody was a bit burned out, but the demoer didn’t provide me that context. Indeed, I would have walked away if it weren’t for the fact that I was interested in demos themselves as much as the content of them, and I could see that the person I was trying to connect with two booths down was talking to someone else. So I took another 30 seconds to figure out what iCyte did, and I’m very glad I did. It’s a cool product.

    The demoer eventually supplied some context and here’s-the-problem stuff, but it was a minute into the demo. You usually don’t get a whole minute on a trade show floor.

    (Now if only they get iCyte to work with Chrome, I’ll be a happy camper.)

    “Help! I Can’t See”

    Maybe a decade ago, Microsoft created a talking Barney — you know, the purple Annoyasaur. I don’t remember why we did this, and it didn’t last very long or make a huge market splash. Nonetheless, we created this two-foot-tall purple plush beast that interacted in a relatively realistic way with three-year-olds using data from a variety of sensors. (Um, realistic for a companion, not a dinosaur; a real Annoyasaur would simply eat your kid and be done with it.) For example, if a kid put her hands over Barney’s eyes or shook its hand, it would respond like another kid, albeit a grape-juice-colored, whiny kid.

    The marketing team gave a beta version to someone (I’ve forgotten whom, but she was relatively well known) who flew into Redmond/Seattle to talk with the development team about it. She carried it aboard her return flight and stuck it in the overhead compartment. Later, as the plane jostled and bumped down the taxiway, the on/off switch must have gotten nudged, because people around her were aghast when there came a child-like voice from the overhead compartment crying, “Help! I can’t see.”

    The Help-I-Can’t-See award is shared this year by at least 20 vendors who were in darker areas of the show floor and didn’t have lights on and in their booths! C’mon, at a minimum your back wall graphics and signage need to be well-lit. You need to bring lights!

    More to the point, this was New York, where you can make anything happen. Once you discover Monday morning that your booth is in a dark spot, go out and buy some lighting! At a minimum, get a couple of floor lamps to put around your booth, but for a hundred dollars you could have gotten two or three halogen gooseneck lights to clip atop your booth. I remember doing trade shows in New York in the 1980s where we had to pay a show electrician a ridiculous rate to hook up our lights, but that’s a small price to pay compared to the money you’re already spending on the show — and throwing away because people can’t see you. And you could probably get away with doing it yourself after the show started, not that I recommend such a thing, of course.

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